ladies and gentlemen,

we are floating in cyberspace.
May 03
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make you mine arora.


gerbils do not make the best girlfriends.
they aren’t the best looking, they’re dumb, young and they are gullible.
and also offensive.

because I am Indian, I am allowed to like Indian stuff.
Manish, marry and design me.
Ramayana, you can be important to me.

don’t be afraid to— he’s not-
he’ll use up all of the makeup.

be easy on the colors, be easy on the layers
you don’t know it all.

I will download all the cupcake icons I can find
even if they are ugly and I will eat them.

I will make my computer eat me.
and I will ask it to add a coconut shot.

my eye is infected.

benzington designs all.
whatever you need- benzington will design.
this must be stolen.

your idears is whack.
your choco malks is whack.
your puppy is eating my carpet.
and that is whack.

I can’t believe that time
when you used those plasticy, neony, hairy bald-caps…
that was pretty cool. so thanks for that.